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本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹中国式“土产英语”
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' j/ {- }$ G" z6 B 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：# ^" G# F' t |; w; t7 l4 h
前台小姐：“Hello.”4 C' j; l0 D$ M" y" \
老外：“Hi.”- Q6 f }% b0 `5 m, m5 g" P+ |
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”6 D1 z$ p+ t' R. C$ M3 d7 Y
老外：“Can you speak english？”5 h/ q9 e" A" _( V
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
, r& J' A4 k8 C9 L( _ a 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
9 M1 E0 V# q/ n) h9 l 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”! \4 g: T& U- M$ m" D' f3 Q
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
: D& P: v7 j& g) t 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
2 O/ M6 K8 @; a. Y+ T$ \/ b 老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
. i7 g( C5 }6 ?( z 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” * M8 m7 h# b: J s& R
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