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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
1 I' C1 Y4 q. g前台小姐:“Hello.”; j6 V* r, J9 M0 J& W( }5 s& T
老外:“Hi.”$ H1 n0 d$ M5 R
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”0 b& S; d( Y; h h D1 X# c0 H) C
老外:“Can you speak english?”* g' k; A7 ~2 j H% u" E
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”& ]; F: Q/ U% @/ f
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”' N. R$ n' j8 V9 A j
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”$ ^, c) m! P( E; i4 U
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”: ^& u8 Q% B0 j- H
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”( w1 r3 y# B- X- b' S2 F
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”" b9 v4 x `4 \; o/ F$ q
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”: z/ \% ~; x: ~# h! V# I$ B
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