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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
4 V8 m0 s7 L5 Y |; L: y前台小姐:“Hello.”
7 A/ x: I' o' w8 h, J7 ?; |) Z老外:“Hi.”0 L3 k: D" y0 K. u0 H* ~# U* V6 U
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”0 |& b( i% i. W, t6 C# B8 U
老外:“Can you speak english?”
& }9 |( @# ] J i前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”4 B& O& H3 A% b% o* G' {7 x" N
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
& J; T' z/ O; |7 P前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”* d/ y0 x, h5 ?9 E
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”0 O2 M% E1 [/ G; t' b. w; r# p
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
* n9 B& J! O" V老外:“I want to speak to your head.”, s+ _% u% Q' p7 K9 E9 W2 z8 n
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” |
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